This blog has sod all to do with food. I just wanted to get your mouth watering. If that didn’t work, maybe this will…

Being born is bread. Bailing out is bread. Between the bread is the filling… life. There’s your sandwich. Whether you choose to boss that sandwich is up to you… but you might as well.

Grab your filling by the meat n veg and pack those slices with the man in the sky’s finest! The time will never be ‘right’. The right time is right now. That’s why it’s called right now (and there’s the cheese)!

All the best info and stories I can find, everything I’ve learned and everything I learn from now on, my thoughts and the thoughts of others will be loyally laid out here just for you (well, that, and it gives me something to do).

If it makes life better, it’s worth knowing. Whether it’s a proper funny website feature or good sensible diet info, You’re in.

Okay, there might be a few foodie articles if I think it might help you boss your sandwich.

So get comfy, grab yourself a brew and… erm… a sandwich and see if you can’t digest some of this!