Maybe I’m a cruel and mean man but this is hilarious. I bet his mates got some mileage out of this. Mine would.
Thank you ladder. Thank you
Note: No American dorks were harmed in the making of this movie.
Warning! Too much reading can strain the old peepers a bit. It’s only fair therefore, to reward them from time to time with a good, healthy dose of gorgeousness. Plus, if you’re reading this, I’d like to consider you my pal. Bottom line… you get to look at this…
The lovely Jessica Alba. Easy on the eyes or what? Recovered, refreshed and ready to take on another post!
Aaahh, Happy new year!
“People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think” – George Carlin
Classic George Carlin, that. We all know one of those morons that make a point of spouting off at every given opportunity that they don’t care what people think. Who are they trying to drill it into? Well next time they reel off that irritating statement in a well over-the-top manner, old Carlin has kindly served us up a nice little response to use. Don’t worry, it’s not malicious, it’s actually really funny!
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You can’t plan your entire life perfectly and perfection is impossible. There are billions of unique views and morals and ideas of what an ideal world would be and how you can play your part in it. But the most important world to you is yours. If you’re happy, you are one happy lad closer to making the world a happier place. I can’t tell you what makes you feel good and how to live your life but I think the following nine tips make for a decent track to run on.
That should just about do it. It’s a shame it only came to nine though… if I was going to add a tenth, I’d have to say laugh a bit more. Word.
I found this site a few years ago and totally forgot about it until today. It’s as pointless as it is hilarious… Extremely! If you need a laugh today (you do), this ought to do it!
I love knowing that across the world, weird and wonderful people are sat in their rooms creating an abundance of stupidity and randomness and flinging it out on the net for the sheer love of making folk laugh. Works for me!
A man takes a girl on their first date to a carnival. Being the gentleman he asks her what she fancies doing first.
“I want to get weighed,” the girl replies. Although the man thinks this is a strange thing to say, he has a quick scan of the stalls and manages to find one where the carnival worker has to guess the weight of the punter. If he guesses incorrectly, the punter wins a prize.
“Ah, over here!” Says the man, feeling pleased with himself. They both wander over to the stall. After he has been paid the £2 to play, the weight guesser looks the girl up and down and hazards a guess…
“Hmmm… I guess 8 stone 3 pounds. The girl steps onto the weighing scales for confirmation and the scales show that she actually weighs 8 stone 1 pound. Not close enough, she wins a prize. Her date is chuffed. £2 well spent, he thinks.
The man then takes them both on one of the rides. Afterwards he asks the girls again
“What would you like to do now?”
“I want to get weighed” she replies again. The man thinks this is strange, but maintaining his gentlemanly form, he takes her back to the stall again. It’s the same weight guesser. The man hands over another £2, knowing exactly what the outcome will be.
“I guess 8 stone 1 pound” says the guesser confidently without even looking at the girl. Again she gets on the scales, and sure enough, he’s exactly right.
The couple wander around the carnival for a few minutes and he asks her again what she fancies doing next. “I want to get weighed!” she replies for the third time.
Too weird, the man thinks. He makes his excuses and takes her home early, dropping her at home before making a swift exit. The girls flatmate welcomes her home and enquires about the date.
“How did it go? You have fun?”
The girls frowns and replies “Aw it was wousy. He’s good wooking but he just doesn’t wisten!”